It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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