i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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