She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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