Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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