I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
