all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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