That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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