They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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