i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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