yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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