Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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