Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she looked like the before picture.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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