I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I think people are normalizing furries
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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