I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
My pussy is not your playground.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
