I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It's blow job season.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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