but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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