Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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