Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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