I bet he comes in French.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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