The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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