Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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