it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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