All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
My pussy is not your playground.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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