We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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