What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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