at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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