This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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