IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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