Sponge bath it is.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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