You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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