We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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