This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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