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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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