Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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