Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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