if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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