How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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