i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
4 words: hood of his car
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
i out mim tonsoeep
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