I'm drive I can fine osifer
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
