This girl is more easily done than said...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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