i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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