It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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