you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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