Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
