Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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