I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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