Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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