i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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