wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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