Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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