did you get engaged???
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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