Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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