never play flip cup with pint glasses
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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