Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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